Monday, January 14, 2008
Some guy is getting back at his Cheating GirlFriend
Click and i will eventually get 50 pics of her and a video (SFW) i assume and i will make a page with them all available
11 Signs Your New Girlfriend May Need a Restraining Order
Ten minutes after sex she's picking out baby names.
100 Bad Pickup Lines: A Men's Guide to First Impressions
We've all been there. You haven't dated in a while. Or ever. You see an attractive woman across the bar or at her desk at work. You want to say something, but the first thing that comes out of your mouth just doesn't sound as you intended. Well, since we can't exactly tell you what to say, we have put together a list...
13 Things You Should Avoid Doing on a First Date
Below these words you will find a list of a dozen and one actions you would do well to not perform on a first date. Each item on the list is appended with a brief commentary explaining its inclusion thereon, and the effects its utilization imparts on the proceedings of dates in general.
How To Get Things - For Digg and Youtube Users
So, you know how to write comments on Digg or YouTube. Very good! You are already smarter than at least 2% of the population*, and almost all plants. I think you're ready to move on to some more advanced lessons in life skills. Don't worry, I'll go step-by-step. . .
Attack of the Jewish Ninja (Ninjew)
A black ninjew. prank call....or is it. "are you eating a snickers again? you fat ass!. "
Redneck Transportation
When it comes to transportation, the rednecks always stand out from the crown and are usually funny. These redneck gems are no exception. Come laugh with us.
Ethnic Black Hole
Walking from one room to the other was like walking through some sort of ethnic bizarro-world black hole. If you smooshed both rooms together you'd wind up with the black cowboy judge from Nashville Star.
Play by Play Annoucements
"We're one minute into this game, and I can't be sure, but it seems the teams have broken into some sort of... some sort of slapping match. It sounds like there's contention over which side will get to play in their cooler-looking 'home' jerseys."
The psychic chicken sees and knows all!
Strange emails from readers - I get some of the strangest comments and emails for my day job. Here is are four samples.
Truck Runs Over Guy on Motorcycle
A big truck doesn't see a biker and runs right over him. This is pretty brutal. I hope it's fake.
Is this how to contribute to Digg?
I can't imagine that this is what Kevin was looking for when he set this site off. 10 year olds have no place on this site.
COGS - A humorous look at life inside an insurance company.
Excess & Surplus carriers insure the higher risks that other companies will not touch. This sometimes calls for a creative approach to underwriting and results in a frustrating experience for those of us in IT.
Truck Runs Over Guy on Motorcycle
A big truck doesn't see a biker and runs right over him. This is pretty brutal. I hope it's fake.
My Role in the Game
illuminati-productions.com - A short story from Illuminati Productions playing and roles.
Man Accidently Drinks Gasoline-Spits it out of Cigarette
Man Accidently Drinks Gasoline out of a flask thinking it was his drink later he spits the gasoline out on a lit Cigarette
MY USED SOCK WITH TAPE ON IT (For Sale on Ebay)
STILL IS WEARABLE..... This must truly be what the internet is bout, sad thing is that there will no doubt be a bidding war over this eventually, well for like $100
Please leave any parcel under the matt and remove this note.
Some delivery drivers have a sense of humor.
I caused the Countrywide Bailout
So you have probably been wondering what was behind the Bank of America Bailout of Countrywide. The answer is simple. I was.
How To Conceal Your Farts
Now I thought this would be childish when I first saw it but it is actually funny...and helpful. Those wacky Dutch.
Smart kid! Garoto Esperto!
That's what I'm talking about kid!!! Luv the ladies.. BR: Esse é meu garoootooo!!!! Já curte mulher desde pivete..
Add me on myspace?
I came across this question on yahoo answers, I just thought it was classic and pretty funny. haha.
Roommates scam friend by "killing" his sponsored child
Two unemployed roommates use some of their free time to intercept their other roommate's Save The Children letters to "kill off" his sponsored child through a series of letters.
Mastercard - Priceless (Still gets me in fits)
Mastercard Priceless banned commercial. I know its been around a while but it gets me on the floor with laughther every time.
2 Girls 1 Cup "The Movie"
Hilarious take on how to "hollywoodize" the 2 girls 1 cup craze. Pretty sure hollywoodize is a word.
Inappropriate Descriptions for the Mentally Retarded
If you, like many, have problems finding the right words to describe mentally retarded people, avoid these.
Gambling on Girls
Sometimes just finding a girl to hook up with you isn't enough. Sometimes you need a little more to really make the next-day story worth telling. Here are a few ways you and your friends can compete for skank-banging glory.
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