Wednesday, January 23, 2008
12 Reasons Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008
Geeks can upgrade, maintain, upload or fix anything that is plugged into a wall. You want your computer to be fast as the speed of light, want the best sound system, TiVo playing , want your tea kettle to whistle a tune while brewing your coffee?
In My Day, Being An American Gladiator Meant Something
"These new bucks—they just don't possess the heart necessary. I nearly died when I saw one of the new gladiators bow out of a match due to injury. They are soft, like children. We would never surrender. We wielded blocking pads with such fury that no one could withstand the cushioned force."
If WWII was an MMORPG
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0J0: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux
CAUTION: Kashi GoLean Crunch Makes You Fart
If you don't believe me, try it out for yourself. If you have tried this cereal before and know exactly about the amazing super farting side effects it has please digg to show people I am not trying to be gross, just honest.
There's No Place Like Home - The User Pool
Jason X gets more than a taste of his own medicine; what goes around comes around 3x's worse!
Drainpipes and Brain Drain
We have all heard about people shedding crocodile tears. One such occasion when such tears are profusely shed is when drainpipe political leaders sympathize with their fellow beings (whom they remember temporarily and for personal ends). They engineer misrule to such perfect level of anarchy creating conditions impossible for talented men to work .
Hello Kitty and the Combine Harvester
You know, I might be 20 pounds overweight with 3 screaming kids and a wife who won't fuck me, but at least I wasn't eviscerated by a combine harvester while I was hiding in a corn field with my cock in a chicken like the Davidson's half-inbred farmhand Jeb.
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