Thursday, January 31, 2008
Colbert Report: Who Killed the Mormon Church President.
Stephen Colbert believes the 97 year old President of the Mormon Church didn't die of natural causes.
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
How can I repay you? ? ?
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his butt.
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame
Mexico Launches Space Program
In a bid to enter the ranks of the most advanced nations, the government of Mexico has announced that it has begun its own space program. Their goal is to have a burro in orbit by the end of 2011, followed by a man in 2012.
Mexico Launches Space Program
In a bid to enter the ranks of the most advanced nations, the government of Mexico has announced that it has begun its own space program. Their goal is to have a burro in orbit by the end of 2011, followed by a man in 2012.
Lifetime Savings . . .
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 75 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
employment woes
spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA )he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and
I Am Fucking Insane
Larry King's column, I Am Fucking Insane, appears every Monday. His program Get These Damn Squirrels Off Of Me is seen nightly on CNN.
Zuckerberg Invades SXSW (Lock Up Your Daughters)
One of the keynotes I couldn't be more excited about is Mark Zuckerberg's that will kick of the "geek" portion of the SXSW festival. Normally, I wouldn't care what a 23 year-old had to say, unless they were female, and what they were saying was some variation of "take me home, daddy."
Job Interview | Excellent answers to the HR
If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
'Last Night with Blair' - Jason X at The User Pool
A deeper-dive into the pyschotic mind of Blair, Jason X's love interest...or fuck interest, if you will; a cheater's lament.
Ian Bagg Returns
Ian Bagg's Comedy Central special premiered just seven days after his interview with Trashwire.com writer Wil Chinchilla in 2007. Since then he has grown from a comedian with not much of a following to inspiring the crowd in Houston to come to three of his shows at the Houston Improv to simply see what he would say differently in each show.
The Mind of a Single Guy
Ever wonder what goes through a guy's mind during the day? A revealing perspective
Increase Productivity the SMART way!
Get the most out of your days. Get rid of the women, hire Mexicans, and buy some Fabreeze!
8 Horrifyingly Bad VIntage Adverts
Possibly the worst adverts of all time. How did the companies survive after these corkers were released? Thats not a rhetorical question. I want answers
Pitch A Bitch!
Life sucks! Get it off your chest by writing you own anonymous comment or amuse yourself with other people's problems.
Proposal: University of Guelph (Canada) New Mascot
This may be a bit out of the ordinary, but I think you can all appreciate the joke.
Laughter is the Best Medicine - Joke of the day
Hillary and Bill Clinton decide to take a leisurely drive for vacation and on their way they pass through Hillary's hometown. They were low on fuel so they decide to stop at a gas station where they run into Hillary's old fling. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window of the car.
Vintage Ads - From Hilarious to Downright Creepy
A collection of funny, bizarre and grotesque advertisements from the 40's, 50's and 60's. - Feeling blue? You'll cheer up... IN PURE FOAM!
Machu Picchu Protected By Sneezing Spell
Historians have learned that the former Incan stronghold of Machu Picchu was protected by an advanced magical sneezing spell, which is how the ancient city got its name.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Computer stupidities - The World wide web
The World Wide Web provides a new arena for computer stupidities. Now users can be stupid to a world wide audience. Fortunately for us, most of them are too confused about what the web is to figure out how to get on it.
Getsomehax.com!
So it seems that one of the cast members of The Leet World recently appeared in a commercial on www.getsomehax.com to promote some of the website's "product". The video is a little… disturbing. Click on the pic or go here to check it out.
Alfonso's bad joke of the day 01/29/08
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard..............
Scientology--For The First Time In Ebonics
"Yo peep this – I'm L. Ron Motherfucking Hubbard, an I'ma tell y'all a story, a damn good story, the kind of story you've been needin' to hear on account of this story here is completely true and it forms the central doctrine of the Church of Scientology..."
The 8 Most Needlessly Detailed Wikipedia Entries
Nowhere is humanity's obsession with the inconsequential more obvious than on Wikipedia, where even the most obscure topics get propped up on enormous blocks of text. Here are the most depressing--and somewhat frightening--examples.
Heights of Communication Gap : Awesome JOKE
Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) ...
Don't forget to floss
This is the second shot on the same theme on the blog Picturejockey. Has a very nice "everyday life" kind feel to it
Scientology has some competition: Apelomatics
Apelomatics is the single greatest body of knowledge ever discovered. Using its patented, copyrighted techniques, you can overcome every obstacle in your life*. (* results may vary)
'Like A Virgin' - Jason X at The User Pool
Jason plays matchmaker between a virgin and a buddy of his who hasn't had any since Christmas.
Shameless Plug for a friend (well, MySpace friend) w/Cancer
Guy gets cancer, refuses to give in, and even bothers to look at the website of a worthless comedian. Check it out...
13 Things not to put off!
This is pretty funny, 7/10. Some posts on this site are truly 9/10 comedy, including the the Stay up late and the City posts
13 worst times to laugh !!
From www.13things.com , pretty good, my favorite there is the "Stay up late" post.
Funny Valentines Day Song
Checkout this weird funny valentines day song called " Hit Me With Your Big Kielbasa " by Whitie McWhiteivich on Stupid Songs For America. www.songsforamerica.net
Woman Allegedly Drives SUV On Runway
A drunken driver crashed through a fence at a small airport and drove onto a runway before getting stuck atop electrical equipment, authorities said. No planes were taking off or landing at Grand Junction Regional Airport when the crash occurred early Monday, the Transportation Security Administration said.
Luxury car ads fight - BMW vs Audi vs Subaru vs Bentley
In a fight between 4 car giants, who would you pick to be the winner? The following attack ads were created by BMW, Audi, Subaru and Bentley in a luxury car ads fight. Read each ad in the order they appear. Then you will appreciate the quality of these attack adds and you can chose the winner yourself.
I Has a Hotdog! - I HATE EVERYTHING
Three words. Speak thousands. Great picture. Perfect for January/ Winter slumps. And good timing, because according to a guy in Wales, last week had the most depressing day of the year. Hooray for Winter slumps.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Time Please | Funny in its own Funny Way
May I know the time please? Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Three Parabolic Flights (0G) With Hilarious Consequences
A collection of three Parabolic flights, which simulate zero gravity in a plane, each of them with a surprising result.
50 ways to have fun in a computer lab
some good suggestions, for when you're at the comp lab and you're bored. Like, "log in, then gasp and say 'they found me!' and then just run out." Lots of ideas for good pranks!
Bill Gates - Final KeyNote at CEO - Parody video
Bill has a little fun with his final appearance at CEO and for once, he's actually funny.
An Eye Openor - Complete A-Z Marriage Guidelines
MARRIED MEN SAYING ABOUT WOMEN(people who don't agree certainly do later, so keep this safe and check what comes in you way)......
John McCain Trapped In Retirement Home
At a campaign stop in a Florida retirement community, Senator John McCain was held against his will for four hours. Employees of the home mistook him for one of the residents who had escaped from the dementia center, and made him change into a blue gown, eat his lunch and take his medicine.
Disney To Make Animated Hitler Musical
Disney has announced that it has begun work on a new animated musical based on the life of Adolf Hitler. The family-friendly musical will feature a somewhat sanitized version of the life of the dictator. It is scheduled for release sometime next year.
Rambo Versus Walker, Texas Ranger
Last week, Walker, Texas Ranger told John McCain he was too old to be President because his days are numbered and he will die in office. McCain shot back that he was going to get his 90 year old mother to wash Walker's mouth out with soap. A few days later, McCain hired Rambo to bring swift Justice to Walker, Texas Ranger.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
IShow Pilot Episode
Austin based Sketch Comedy Internet Show about CRABS! Do you have them, the government knows.
Talladega Speedway Pre Redneck Party!
I put together some shots that i took about a year ago at a Talladega race! If you love rednecks this video is for you! I have many more videos coming! Enjoy!
Download free music and apps from what.cd without an account
I don't use my what.cd account so I downloaded all their torrents for everyone to use. They contain my passkey so you don't have to login. Enjoy!
Starter Pistols Must Be Checked At The Ticket Counter
I don't know if you've read the news this week.If you had, diligently, you might have found a story about a boy that was arrested for supposedly trying to hijack a plane. Apparently, rope, duct tape and handcuffs weren't on the list of prohibited items.
Anonymous takes over Woot
Greetings, people of Woot. Click on the wootcast to listen. "And that is the most fearful kind of elephant there is. Except for mastodons, which are extinct, so they don't count."
The Illustrated Guide To Babysitting
Do not feed the baby a drumstick instead of a bottle. Do not let baby lift weights. Do not give baby whiskey.
Analysis Paralysis
This is a humorous article about a rare disorder for people who cannot complete their work because they over analyze everything.
Kinki Sex & Japan Love Hotels
Funny article about Japanese Kinki Sex and Love Hotels, includes some extracts from some real love hotel diaries.
When English is Too Right
Ya know, it's the little things that catch a professor off guard, wouldn't ya say? :)
Steve Ballmer Ventrilo Raid
A Ventrilo raid by Shadow Troll, featuring a Steve Ballmer soundboard, done in honor of the VideoCompiler. For more things like this, visit the VideoCompiler's website at ventriloharrasment.org.
Pennsylvania church to hold confession at bars
A Pennsylvania church decides to just save everyone some time and will be holding confession at bars. "We need to go where the people are," said Kish, a 44-year-old pastor at the Bethel Assembly of God in Carlisle. Chaplains will work in teams, one male and one female, and will be in the bar for about three hours on the first Friday of every month.
Westboro Church Members Attacked
Members of the Westboro Church (aka the God hates fags people) get ambushed by a very angry crowd during one of their demonstrations.
5 “black†words that no one can spell
from wearerespectablenegroes.blogspot.com This site has been featured in ebony and jet magazines--this week they highlight 5 "black" words that no one know how to spell.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
If Dinos and Humans Coexisted, it isn’t Because of The
Creation Evidence dot org is an exceptionally thorough site — sponsored by some Creationist nut jobs — that is dedicated to proving that humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth at the same time.
Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil
a computer-animated cartoon aired by Cartoon Network as part of its Adult Swim programming block.
ihateinternet.com Funny Image Gallery!
A continuously growing collection of funny pictures and movies. Some of the picture categories include lolcats, funny motivational posters, funny sports pictures, flash movies and more. Sharing is made easy by no-nonsense unencrypted code under each file. Everything is free and no registration is required! Check it out now!
Hilarious Alien photo shoot video for New Mexico
This is a really funny video that is actually REAL! It is supposed to be why New mexico is the best place in the universe, but im thinking its the most ridiculous place after seeing this! CHECK IT!
Tom Cruise, Scientology, Placentas, Hackers, Secret Dox ....
If all the Scientology books and recordings were freely available to study and analyze, the potential Scientologist could determine for himself whether the system was right for him, just as he can with most other major religious traditions. But then he probably wouldn't need the organized Church of Scientology for anything anymore...
Tom Cruise, Scientology, Placentas, Hackers, Secret Dox ....
If all the Scientology books and recordings were freely available to study and analyze, the potential Scientologist could determine for himself whether the system was right for him, just as he can with most other major religious traditions. But then he probably wouldn't need the organized Church of Scientology for anything anymore...
Favorite TV Characters of the Presidential Candidates
Looking to capture the interest of pop-culture-loving voters, Republican and Democratic presidential candidates recently spoke out about their favorite TV characters.
13 Most Erotic Advertisement of all times
You must have seen some advertisements .. the naughty one's . They not only convey their meanings, but also their sense of eroticism .. here are the 13 most erotic advertisement ever seen or made !
Friday, January 25, 2008
A Funny Pepsi Photo
This photo is called "The Cola Wars." I had to post this not only because I am a pepsi fan but the creativity of this photo is pure brilliance.
Prank Callers Terrorize Big East Coaches (w/ Audio!)
Listen in as pranksters get into the Big East Coaches conference call. Hilarious!
Man Braves Freezing Weather To Cross Parking Lot
Surmounting treacherous icy pavement and a windchill factor dipping as low as 19 degrees Fahrenheit, local resident Louis Bergstrom survived a real-life battle with the elements Friday when he successfully completed a harrowing four-and-a-half-minute journey across the desolate, frozen parking lot of an area G & G Grocery Store.
Top 10 ways to spend your 2007 tax rebate bonus.
If congress wants to give you some extra money this here, here's 10 surefire ways to make 2008 an awesome year!
JESUS RETURNS…. in a potato..
We have a new potato man and he's from Israel! Old fart from Florida has discovered him and thinks about running for pope..
One of the Google Mirror Server Reported Fail
Everybody knows that arabic language read form right to left. I try to search using Google in Arabic version Google.Com , when i type the keyword on the search bar, it is start from right to left.
Internet Safety Tips From Someone Who Doesn't Care
Sure, it's easy for kids to accidentally type the wrong word into google and end up with a ****load of porn, or for them to befriend the wrong 14 year-old girl who actually ends up being a 42 year-old guy named Bill with a strange affinity for children.Well if you have children and are scared of this scenario, keep reading and your kid might...
Teen gets booted from mall by security then looks to the cop
Alright so me and my buddies were in the Hanover mall today, now apparently sitting in the centercourt of the mall near Lids for too long is considered loitering, now it was me n 2 friends one was eating his McDonalds and after trashin the bag a mall cop who walked by like 3 times already says "You guys need to be moving around no sittin" I was li
Rube Goldberg E-Commerce Store Display Mishap! Amazing!
Who would have thought all the hard work and time spent laying out the look and feel of your e-commerce store would be messed up by the darn cup that you left sitting unsteadily in the top row!
Vin Forte interviews the guys from "Dog and Pony Show"...
The guys who brought you such internet classics as "Homosexualwhales" and "1guy 2 cups" sit down for a hilarious interview...
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Google reveals the Secret to Happiness
Generated using Google's Chart API. Make your own URL-based chart at http://code.google.com/apis/chart
Ten Horror Movies That We Would Like to See
This is a real hysterical list of horror movies that would be great to watch at the movie theater.
The best internet prank ever?
Awesome prank. It actually calls the person's cell phone after delivering a personalized showing of the ring video. Guaranteed to freak out your friends.
900+ reasons why Dawn is the least fun person in the world
This is the official list of 911 reasons why Dawn is the least fun person in the world. 49. Dawn eats an apple before going to dinner parties so she won't have to eat as much good tasting food while she's there. 591. Dawn longingly reminisces about Zenith televisions. 654. Dawn bragadociously blurts out that she has a "Women of Faith" book.
Funny Video: Trouble with a Mac
Both Mac and PC users will enjoy this video. Take some time out and laugh a little.
Monotheism is a terrible idea: Replace God with gods
Why Monotheism is doomed to failure and polytheism is not only the past, but the future. Check out how wacky Egyptian religion is, it's weird right?
Funny Video: Trouble with a Mac
Both Mac and PC users will enjoy this video. Take some time out and laugh a little.
A God Walking Among Men
There has been a lot of speculation in the last few weeks about Tom Cruise. First, a tell-all book was released that claims Tom is a celebrity recruiter for the church of Scientology, and that his daughter Suri was conceived with the sperm of L. Ron Hubbard. Then, there was that Scientology video [...]
If I Wrote This on a Typewriter
Poem by Streeter Seidell (Collegehumor.com). The best thing about this article is the first post.
Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
Aunt Jemima's husband, Uncle Jemima, has developed a liquor for you to enjoy and get ----ed up for less money. Extremely Funny! A MUST SEE!!!
Are you serious? Really? Really?
Some questions are so stupid they don't deserve a response, and unfortunately some conversations are so surreal they can't possibly be made up!
Luigi Instant Messages Mario
Doping in the Mushroom Kingdom?! Let's hope the Princess doesn't get wind of this conversation...
Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor
Aunt Jemima's husband, Uncle Jemima, has developed a liquor for you to enjoy and get ----ed up for less money. Extremely Funny! A MUST SEE!!!
How to eat like a bear
How do you eat like a bear? Really good suggestions of bear themed meals laid out by bear type.
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"I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and fro on the floor, my posterior has seperated(sic) itself from my body"
The Five biggest Badass Popes
It used to be that to become pope, you had to sit pantsless in a horseshoe-shaped chair and let a couple of cardinals see if you had the goods. If you passed, they'd yell "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes!" (He has testicles, and they hang well!) It's true, in those days it took balls to become pope. We're talking some serious pontification here.
Upon returning to the laundry room I discovered...
10 pairs of underwear were missing. Disgruntled and mistreated my underwear decided to run away from home. I left your drawer just the way you like it. Please come home.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
12 Reasons Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008
Geeks can upgrade, maintain, upload or fix anything that is plugged into a wall. You want your computer to be fast as the speed of light, want the best sound system, TiVo playing , want your tea kettle to whistle a tune while brewing your coffee?
In My Day, Being An American Gladiator Meant Something
"These new bucks—they just don't possess the heart necessary. I nearly died when I saw one of the new gladiators bow out of a match due to injury. They are soft, like children. We would never surrender. We wielded blocking pads with such fury that no one could withstand the cushioned force."
If WWII was an MMORPG
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0J0: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux
CAUTION: Kashi GoLean Crunch Makes You Fart
If you don't believe me, try it out for yourself. If you have tried this cereal before and know exactly about the amazing super farting side effects it has please digg to show people I am not trying to be gross, just honest.
There's No Place Like Home - The User Pool
Jason X gets more than a taste of his own medicine; what goes around comes around 3x's worse!
Drainpipes and Brain Drain
We have all heard about people shedding crocodile tears. One such occasion when such tears are profusely shed is when drainpipe political leaders sympathize with their fellow beings (whom they remember temporarily and for personal ends). They engineer misrule to such perfect level of anarchy creating conditions impossible for talented men to work .
Hello Kitty and the Combine Harvester
You know, I might be 20 pounds overweight with 3 screaming kids and a wife who won't fuck me, but at least I wasn't eviscerated by a combine harvester while I was hiding in a corn field with my cock in a chicken like the Davidson's half-inbred farmhand Jeb.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Playboy Model Juliana Paes Video with your name on tattoo
Brazilian actress and Playboy Model Juliana Paes is the face of Brazilian beer company Antartica. See her funny video message by clicking on the image above. Fill in your name on the first line, the name of friend that you want to wind up on the second line (ignore email details) and hit visualize (vizualizar). It's brilliant - enjoy.
Shit rolls down hill
Ever wonder exactly how shit rolls downhill? Here you go. Especially great for Engineers.
Video Game Ideas That Didn't Make the Cut
(Satire) EMO Kid Hero? 2Girls1Cup: The Game? Michael Jackson's Staring Contest? Work Out? Here is a collection of concept art for "Video Game Ideas That Didn't Make the Cut."
35 Fun Things To Do in a College Shower Dorm Stall
1. Enter the stall. Shower for about minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"
Revealed: The Scientology Orientation Video
A Scientology orientation film which accuses the US Government of spending millions on mind control techniques and attempting to "steal" church founder L. Ron Hubbard's work has reappeared online.
Coast to Coast gets pranked by a gamer
A fan of the game Half-Life recently called George Noory, the most credulous man on radio and host of Coast to Coast AM. You might remember George from that time he had Sylvia Brown on and she told him she knew all the miners would be rescued from the collapse mere moments before it was reported that all the miners but one had actually perished.
Letter of Resignation Opus (or How to Burn a Bridge)
Or how NOT to write a Letter of Resignation. When leaving a previous job, I wrote a somewhat humorous "goodbye" email to everyone in the building. The email was supposed to be a humorous read, but some say it comes off as slightly ungrateful and/or bitter, but you be the judge... enjoy!
Funny Site - 9 Proof Google is God
stumbled into this funny site called the Church of Google. They believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). They also believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
Bible: BUSTED
Funny image with the all too well known BUSTED plaque (from Mythbusters) sitting on top of the much debated Holy Bible.
vedete animate video animatie
video realizat cu fotografii cu actori de comedie din romania si din strainatate fotografiile au fost prelucrate
The 8 Most Terrifying Anti-Meth Ads
meth is the scariest thing that's ever been unleashed on mankind. And, quite honestly, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. All I know about it is that the state of Montana put together one of the most effective ad campaigns I've ever seen to convince me to fear it.
Top 10 Legends of Stand-Up Comedy
"I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen
Monday, January 21, 2008
The Top 5 iPhone Ad Parody Videos
Those man on the street iPhone commercials have inspired a lot of parodies, partially because they're so easy to replicate. SNL did a couple of amusing ones of their own, but YouTube is full of amateur parodies that are just as funny as the ones the pros made.
F-Word Shirt Shirt on Japanese TV
Somebody made a very F'ing strange choice of wardrobe on yesterday evening's episode of Tabegoro Manma:
IS IT A SIGN OF THE TIMES, when you're using a SPACE HEATER
... in a computer room which, 10 years ago, needed only the heat dissipated by your OVERCLOCKED PC?
Alfonso's bad joke of the day 01/21/08
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left it on its own........
Disapproving Baby
It's like one of those sites with funny pictures of cats, except instead of cats, they're babies. And instead of funny, they're disapproving.
Hillary seriously rocks. Period.
There are a lot of grassroots creativity on the internet. Here are some works that I found of photoshopping Hillary after her speech. Seriously, where do people get these creativity from?
Don't take me if I don't want to go!
fter Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was
Ancient Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel
If Viagra Had Been Around In The 1950s
Looking at pictures of cigarette and candy vending machines from the 1950s, made me wonder what it would've been like if Viagra has been around 50 years ago.
On Bowel Movements and Politics
Now, I know for fact that if I'd farted out a good "Mitt Romney," wouldn't nobody have done so much as a golf-clap.
Amazon.com user reviews of "The Holy Bible"
Sure it's a complicated book, assembled from thousands of ancient scrolls by the early church - why read it yourself when Amazon.com users have poignantly summarized the book for you in this selection of actual user reviews of the Bible.
Did you ever called a girl and hung up when her dad answered
I am sure you must have. This post is about the same thing and how it is getting increasingly difficult to do that with the callers IDs getting common. A funny and interesting read.
Argument in... favor?
From California.gov's: ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF PROPOSITION 91, " VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 91. IT'S NO LONGER NEEDED." Gotta love our state!
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Who's calling?
Indeed, the surprise element of calling someone after the advent of caller ID has gone
Prom Picture of Douche Bags.... must see so funny.
I think they need to go back into the tanning booth... the look really pale. What is wrong with these Jersey guys?
Anatomy of a Facebook Relationship
As a rule I generally let my messages and notifications accumulate on facebook. It looks cooler when people try to read your FB status. I logged on and dug through the past couple of weeks worth of notifications. There it was.…" wants to enter in a relationship"
The Guitar Hero Massacre
An unfortunate victim is brutally murdered by a guitar controller after insulting the popular video game franchise "Guitar Hero." Features "This is America... Let's Sue!" by The Hoodlums.
Fat American robbed of $30,000 while going to McDonalds
An American tourist who took $30,000 in winnings from a Melbourne poker tournament on an early morning visit to McDonald's lost it all after he was robbed at knifepoint.
The Guitar Hero Massacre
An unfortunate victim is brutally murdered by a guitar controller after insulting the popular video game franchise "Guitar Hero." Features "This is America... Let's Sue!" by The Hoodlums.
Ridiculus rip-offs of American Films.
What happens when the mutant turtles mutate? Twice? A saint. Some quality film making from around the world. See also- the effects of LSD on the creative process.
Screenplay for Passion of The Christ Sequel
The first two parts of quite possibly the best screenplay ever written for a Passion of the Christ sequel. Stop drinking and take note, Mel Gibson, this is a golden chance to make millions.
What happends when you get on the last nerve!?
For all the people that feel the urge to reach through the computer and slap someone for the moronic actions they do on the net. Well this is an attempt to do just that... I am pretty sure this kid felt a sting.
Geeks don’t dig fat chicks.
Have you ever noticed when you watch science fiction that there are no fat women? Sure, there are fat humanoids, fat aliens and even the occasional fat man. Although even those are few and far between, however there are never any fat women.
Paraquedas
Você depende de paraquedistas para manter seu blog on? Mas está cada vez mais difícil atrair um número significativo de usuários desse tipo, não é? Seus problemas acabaram, aqui vai uma técnica quase inalível para aumentar as visitas de seu blog.
Old Lady takes on spammers one email at a time
'Auntie Spam' tries a gently-does-it approach to spammers - being super-polite instead of exploding at them like most of us want to. "Whilst your collection of teenage porn is doubtless very fine, it is not something that I am terribly interested in and I'm quite certain that the Woman's Institute would disapprove of me reading it."
Make funny O'Reilly Book Covers
We all like O'Reilly tech books. Now make your own covers with customizable titles and even pictures of animals
This Could Possibly Be The Funniest Thing You've Ever Seen
This is actually one of the most horrifying and completely outrageous pieces of content I have ever come across in my 23 long years being on this glorious planet.
oldskool internets: "Haha I'm Using the Internet!" Generator
Let's see what you've got, Digg. Type in your phrase and the generator will implant it below the classic Quaker Oats "Ha! Ha!" man. Great for pranks, flames, personalized greetings or just funny pictures in general. Post your pride!
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Programa Sin Nombre - KFC y Candela Beats-21-2008-01-19
Nos dimos na jartura de pollo de KFC que asi fue que nos pagaron, escuchamos Candela Beats y nos visita el Omega
Postcard Arrives 50 Years Late
The postcard mailed from East Sumner, Maine, was postmarked Aug. 14, 1957, and bears a 2-cent stamp. It was addressed to the late Town Manager Harry Flood, who served from 1945 to 1963, and was written by a woman who must have been a friend since she only used her first name, Alice.
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Postcard Arrives 50 Years Late
The postcard mailed from East Sumner, Maine, was postmarked Aug. 14, 1957, and bears a 2-cent stamp. It was addressed to the late Town Manager Harry Flood, who served from 1945 to 1963, and was written by a woman who must have been a friend since she only used her first name, Alice.
How to Shut Up the Bluetooth Guy
Larry David owns annoying Bluetooth cell phone guy with a taste of his own jerky medicine. BTW, Larry David is God.
Holy War
When Jehovah's Witnesses and a local evangelical Christian church compete for your soul, everybody loses.
Blockbuster employees drunk on message board power
"The majority of the time, you probably shouldn't post at all....You're probably an employee of Blockbuster and you've just found this site and you're looking for people in similar situations. You don't want to just post -- you want to be recognized and respected...We either accept you or we don't."
ActionTrip Comic: This is Your Future: Greatest Shaman Ever
"He Frost Shocks my mom and kites her around the house!"
10 Tips To Liven Up Your School Day
Is you school day as boring as mine and many other kids? Here's some tips to liven it up.
This is my super-rad website.
I'm just digging it to see how this stuff works. You can and should still check it out though. It's my video blog (which totally destroys the universe with it's awesomeness).
Irish Drinking Stories, Proverbs and Blessings Once Again
It is time for more Irish drinking stories, Irish blessings and Irish proverbs. Here are my latest including a video by Celtic Woman.
Hilarious Survery of Non-American First Spouses (Female)
Josh F, the Comics Curmudgeon, rates the charms of First Ladies around the world. Hilarious!
The Dumbest criminal
A crook from South Africa walks into a police station and claims that his cell phone had been stolen at gunpoint...
White Boys Can't Dance
Check this guy out... can he find the beat? This is proof positive that maybe white men can jump, but they sure as hell can't dance.
Dog And Pony Show Website.com
Awesome Videos for now... Featuring 1 Guy 2 Cups, Homosexuwhales, Offensive Macbook and more... Previews from the upcoming hit podcast DEGOCAST with Emilio Sparks ...More cool shit starting February 2/17
Friday, January 18, 2008
First Look: New McBook Air
All the technical sites have been promoting Apple's latest entry, but they have been missing out on an even better piece of technology. We are proud to introduce the brand new McBook Air.
Backflip Stunt Goes Wrongl
She was doing so exceptionally well to until the part where her head hit the ground at full speed.
William Hung's Era Officially Over
A new twist on the rise to "stardom" of Reynaldo Lapuz in what conspiracist are theorizing as uncanny timing of the reported "death" by suicide of....... proceed to Pedestrian Observer to continue.....