Wednesday, January 30, 2008
employment woes
spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA )he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and
I Am Fucking Insane
Larry King's column, I Am Fucking Insane, appears every Monday. His program Get These Damn Squirrels Off Of Me is seen nightly on CNN.
Zuckerberg Invades SXSW (Lock Up Your Daughters)
One of the keynotes I couldn't be more excited about is Mark Zuckerberg's that will kick of the "geek" portion of the SXSW festival. Normally, I wouldn't care what a 23 year-old had to say, unless they were female, and what they were saying was some variation of "take me home, daddy."
Job Interview | Excellent answers to the HR
If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
'Last Night with Blair' - Jason X at The User Pool
A deeper-dive into the pyschotic mind of Blair, Jason X's love interest...or fuck interest, if you will; a cheater's lament.
Ian Bagg Returns
Ian Bagg's Comedy Central special premiered just seven days after his interview with Trashwire.com writer Wil Chinchilla in 2007. Since then he has grown from a comedian with not much of a following to inspiring the crowd in Houston to come to three of his shows at the Houston Improv to simply see what he would say differently in each show.
The Mind of a Single Guy
Ever wonder what goes through a guy's mind during the day? A revealing perspective
Increase Productivity the SMART way!
Get the most out of your days. Get rid of the women, hire Mexicans, and buy some Fabreeze!
8 Horrifyingly Bad VIntage Adverts
Possibly the worst adverts of all time. How did the companies survive after these corkers were released? Thats not a rhetorical question. I want answers
Pitch A Bitch!
Life sucks! Get it off your chest by writing you own anonymous comment or amuse yourself with other people's problems.
Proposal: University of Guelph (Canada) New Mascot
This may be a bit out of the ordinary, but I think you can all appreciate the joke.
Laughter is the Best Medicine - Joke of the day
Hillary and Bill Clinton decide to take a leisurely drive for vacation and on their way they pass through Hillary's hometown. They were low on fuel so they decide to stop at a gas station where they run into Hillary's old fling. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window of the car.
Vintage Ads - From Hilarious to Downright Creepy
A collection of funny, bizarre and grotesque advertisements from the 40's, 50's and 60's. - Feeling blue? You'll cheer up... IN PURE FOAM!
Machu Picchu Protected By Sneezing Spell
Historians have learned that the former Incan stronghold of Machu Picchu was protected by an advanced magical sneezing spell, which is how the ancient city got its name.