Thursday, January 17, 2008
Allah Signals No Virgins Left
According to respected Islamic cleric Mabooti Nodooti Notcutie, a red flash in the constellation Virgo was a signal from Allah that there are no more virgins left in heaven. Due to the rash of mujaheddin deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan, all that current warriors will have to look forward to are goats or sheep.
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