Thursday, January 17, 2008
NSFW: Kevin Smith answers question @ Convention
hysterical movie. Kevin Smith answers a question from an asshole, and makes him do the walk of shame.
Masturbator Held In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings
Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings
Kids! Accept Jesus and Get a FREE PS3!
"If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!"
Boomerang returns, with help of thief
Boomerangs really do come back -- even after 25 years. Officials in an Australian Outback town were surprised when a boomerang arrived in the post. Along with it was a note from a guilt-ridden American who said he stole it years earlier from a museum in the mining town of Mount Isa, and now felt rotten about it.
Top 15 Worst Fan Club Perks
#3 - Chuck Norris Fan Club members never need dental work. Chuck just shows up and kicks the problem teeth out of your mouth.
Why Gamers Shouldn't Use Colonics
A funny article using a real-world colonic manufacturer's Q&A to explain why gamers shouldn't use laxatives. A nice faux Public Service Announcement.
Allah Signals No Virgins Left
According to respected Islamic cleric Mabooti Nodooti Notcutie, a red flash in the constellation Virgo was a signal from Allah that there are no more virgins left in heaven. Due to the rash of mujaheddin deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan, all that current warriors will have to look forward to are goats or sheep.
Consumer Man - Meet ECO-Man
You think you're a hero for demanding a plastic bag, but I think you're a zero
wga writer on strike
Life of a striking WGA comedy writer (featuring Christina Appelgate). Pretty funny.
Top 10 Movies of the 80s That Should Have Been Games
A list of movies that did not make it to video game format.
Stock Market Plunges
Down 307 points, all you can do is appreciate the simple richness of the cupcake.
Bathroom Poetry - Funny Quotes taken From Bathroom Walls
Going to a public restroom these days can prove to be quite humorous and educating. "Bathroom poets" are springing up all around the country, and I have to admit...they are pretty good!
Sprayed in the Eye
There are only 2 things creepier than clowns. The first is clowns without their makeup on, and the second is my last roommate's spooky homemade doll.
The Race Card
Media outlets and pundits try to inflame black/brown issues, or in Edwards? case, an orange-tan issue.
The Race Card
Media outlets and pundits try to inflame black/brown issues, or in Edwards? case, an orange-tan issue.
Innocent Basketball Cake or...?
Another great post from The Sneeze.com: Steve analyzes a "basketball themed" cake that was meant for a 3-year-old's birthday but could be interpreted as something else entirely...
The Race Card
Media outlets and pundits try to inflame black/brown issues, or in Edwards? case, an orange-tan issue.
Too Much Free Time? Answering Answers, Questioning Questions
Some might overlook the integral essense of this 17 year olds marvelous satirical blog, but take a look around. this is the real deal. Boss murda is possible in all forms.
Guy Distracted at the Office
Employee is having trouble listening to his coworker. She teaches him a lesson.
Guy Distracted at the Office
Employee is having trouble listening to his coworker. She teaches him a lesson.
Comedian Lisa Lampanelli - Warning Potentially Offensive
A funny video feauring insult comedian Lisa Lampanelli
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