Thursday, February 14, 2008
Adventures in Britishisms
This is what it's like working with the British: From: Friedlander, Joshua (NY) Sent: Friday, February 08, 2008 10:42 AM To: Helen (UK)
Internet Users Learning To Count!
Internet users have been proudly demonstrating their success in learning about 1st and 2nd.
Cranky caller calls U.S. all screwed up
This has been sitting in my email for some time, but I finally thought to give it a go. My friend with the initials IRS (no kidding) has a New York number identical to that of Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) except for the (212) area code.
Solution for Famine in Darfur
Famine in Africa and specifically in Darfur has been a hot topic in the news and related media during the last few years. Celebrities and politicians have been quick to give their opinion on the issues in Darfur and their popularity has sky-rocketed, however, never once did they offer a viable solution.
The Only Ticket That Matters In 2008
We've all heard the lines about the candidates. Obama has no political experience, Clinton will sell us out to the corporations, McCain is "Bush-Lite", and Paul is just plain crazy. Well America, there is only ONE ticket that matters in 2008 if you want change, freedom, and terrorists tapping out to the Figure Four Leg Lock!
Example of Creative Writing for Bloggers: Very Funny.
Getting traffic to your blog is not as hard as maintaing it. When you start a blog, you might think you are the only person blogging on that topic - you are wrong. There are literally hundreds and thousands of others who write on that very topic. [...]
Darwin Awards Out for 2007!
The ShaolinTiger gives his opinion (and awards) on the top 8 stupidest deaths of 2007. What-were-they-thinking moments promised.
Darwin Awards Out for 2007!
The ShaolinTiger gives his opinion (and awards) on the top 8 stupidest deaths of 2007. What-were-they-thinking moments promised.
When a tree eats a motorcycle
Saw this picture a fair while back and thought how long has this bike been leaning against this tree.
How To Get Over A Break Up ?
Getting over a break up is by no means an easy process. You may have heard that time heals all wounds; this is particularly true in the case of getting over a break up. Without allowing yourself the appropriate time and space in which to heal, you will not be successful in getting over the situation and moving on.
You are CNN!
CNN has a big, fancy election map. You don't. Doesn't that just steam your buns? SFP has the SOLUTION! Now YOU can harness the power of the INTERNET and have balls as big as Anderson Cooper 360 with your OWN POLITICAL MAP!
Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book
GREENWOOD, IN—Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there's more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently finished reading a book.
California prostitute of Technology
Extragalactic X-Ray Source Counts MAARTEN SCHMIDT California prostitute of Technology ABSTRAcr Extragalactic x-ray source counts carry information about the lumi- nosi~ function and cosmic evolution of galaxies, clusters of galaxies, BL Lac objects... This is OCR at its best!
Craziest Cars Accidents
Try to understand what happened to this cars, here you will see the most stranges and Not-Understandable car accidents!
Funny Dear Abby Joke
Yet another hysterical email came across my desk this morning, and I felt the need to share it with the world again. Many thanks to my friend Sharon who sent me this…I couldn't have said it better myself:
Internet meme ascends to Biblical level
The Sports Editor of the UNLV Rebel Yell newspaper compares "I Can Has Cheezburger" and LoLCats to "a deadly pathogen in a Michael Crichton novel, it expands and evolves until it crushes all in its path." He then goes on to discuss how the Bible is being converted into LoLSpeak.
Cold enough to freeze a waterfall
The picture is of a tourist enjoying an icicle which is part of a frozen waterfall in Mount Huangshan, east China's Anhui Province. Extreme low temperature turned the waterfalls into spectacular icicle falls. These falls in Mount Huangshan are now crystal clear and attractive with fine weather allowing spectators...
Random MySpace Kid Gets Schooled over IM
Being that I used to work for G4 television and Attack of the Show, I get a ton of 14 year old fans of G4tv adding me as friends on MySpace. I decided to log on to MySpace IM and see who IM'ed me. This is my latest random IM'er.
Love Is Blind, a game on a radio show that turns bad quickly
"Jennifer entered the contest so sure that her husband Chris could pick out her kiss from a lineup of people on just touch and taste alone - so we blindfolded him and put him to the test. So, is love really blind? Well, we lined Chris up in front of a single girl, a very willing gay man and his wife...."
Daddy’s Rules for Dating | Lagahit.com
Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy) : Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
دستور العمل استÙاده از مترو
به دوستاني كه با مترو سروكار دارند در صورتي كه دوست دارند به راحت ترين وجه ممكن از اين وسيله حمل و نقل استفاده كنند توصيه مي كنم كه دستورالعمل زير را براي استفاده از مترو به شدت رعايت كنند
Dismay as petrol station flowers fail to end relationship
Peter Wilson, a 29-year-old systems analyst from Solihull, was said to be 'upset and bewildered' after his Valentine gifts of a wilting bunch of carnations and a box of Maltesers from the local Esso garage were received with an enthusiastic hug and kiss from his long-term girlfriend, Clare.
Private Dick funny story - Kingpoetry
A quick fire set of one-liners telling the story of a drunken Private Eye. A laugh every line!
Not in Your Front Yard
People have always enjoyed the rules and order of planned communities, such as Levittown, NY, Celebration, FL and Jonestown, Guyana.
V is for Vagina: An Owner’s Manual
The tragic tale of the lost tampon - and the man who went in after it. (Last self submission - testing plugin from single page! Sorry and Thanks for understanding!!)
Women in nighties, ninja bloodsuckers, and idiot Senators
Night Trap! I remember this game for sega CD. I had no idea that back in the day it caused such a ruckus. It was a pretty crappy game. *Sigh* stupid Senators...
(Not So) Lovely Poems for Your Valentine
Perhaps you don't really like your special one! These are some really nice ways to tell them to basically piss off...
Humor: The Key to Survival
Survival is a state of mind. A drive that pushes us to our limits. Survival is getting to the bathroom after a long drive before everyone else. Survival is pushing your heavy shopping cart to that register before the lady on the other side of the store gets to it first.
Sex with Robots?
C.H. Dalton (the racist alter-ego of Daily Show writer Sam Means) opines on a future of intercourse with Robots.
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