Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Penis Reduction Pills: The perfect Valentine gift!
The finest penis-reduction placebos, shipped to you in boxes festooned with our logo in very large type so that the world knows you've got a huge schlong and aren't trying to do something about it.
Communication Is Important
A website that offers a great svc, an Official Notice generator you can fill out then email to another party.One mission when using this is simple.Sending hate-mail has never been easier.
Jimmy Carter's Got What America Needs
Sometimes I'm a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I'm wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help me understand one fucking thing right now, America, and explain to me what in the Christ is going on here. 'Cause, unless I'm missing something, this country is in the middle of a motherfucking shitstorm.
Randy Newman’s Inspiration- A Dark Secret
After years of rumors and speculation, Randy Newman fans are finally receiving a long-sought answer to a complicated question: are his lyrics really as simple as they seem, or do they have deeper meaning? Last week, Newman, 63, revealed the latter to be true.
Randy Newman’s Inspiration- A Dark Secret
After years of rumors and speculation, Randy Newman fans are finally receiving a long-sought answer to a complicated question: are his lyrics really as simple as they seem, or do they have deeper meaning? Last week, Newman, 63, revealed the latter to be true.
A Blonde's Year in Review
Almost everyone would review the previous year on their achievements, failures and what had happened too ...... as for blonde ....... it could be humorous
Juggling the details for Jewish lesbian wedding
http://www.lesbian.pro Somewhere between a Jewish wedding and a very small circus, Sara Felder's June Bride, now at the Painted Bride Art Center, is an entertaining and good-natured one-woman show. Like Felder's Out of Sight last year, June Bride is autobiographical.
Paint Drying: It's Even More Boring Than You Imagined
Watch this video before you think about saying something is as exciting as watching paint dry. Seriously, it's more boring than you ever imagined.
Naked Cowboy sues Mars for $6.5m
New York City street performer The Naked Cowboy is suing Mars Inc for $US6 million ($6.65 million) over the use of his trademark look - white underwear, cowboy boots and a hat - by a blue M&M chocolate on a Times Square billboard.
Paint Drying: It's Even More Boring Than You Imagined
Watch this video before you think about saying something is as exciting as watching paint dry. Seriously, it's more boring than you ever imagined.
Beijing Olympics set to be the new Atlanta
The upcoming Beijing Olympics are set to achieve the dizzy heights of the standards of the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games. Organizers are rushing to complete construction and has the International Olympic Committee worried about China being behind schedule.
Environmentally Friendly Underwear? Yep. IT'S TRUE!!!
For an eco-friendly Valentine's Day present, how about giving the gift of green, but it's not money. FOX 26's Kristine Galvan has the details about some sexy and earth-friendly lingerie alternatives.
Top 11 things that would not exist in a world with no weed.
I present to you the top eleven things that wouldn't exist in a world without weed. And yes, it is a list of eleven. Any dumbass with a blog can give you a list of ten. It takes a real genius to bring you eleven.
Kermit the Frog Meets Shrek
This is a story about Kermit the Frog meeting Shrek at a swamp that they both call their home. In the end, they both become good friends.
What if Detective Stabler had Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
If one of the biggest badasses on network television were plagued by sudden emergencies - I'm not sure what would happen. But it would be pretty funny.
Woman sold herself on the online AUCTION !
On the online auction site, a woman, who became pregnant, bought six men and now is looking for the real name of the father
The Management Tree - Monkeys, all of them.
The corporate management tree is full of monkeys. Each one of them going for the sweetest fruit. And all of them falling sooner or later.
B3ta Image Challenge: Scientology
B3ta humour + Scientology: Now there's bound to be some gems here. Counting down the minutes to Tom cruise with a CDC :]
RooftopComedy.com: National College Comedy Competition
RooftopComedy.com has announced their first annual National College Comedy Competition. The five month long event kicks off Friday, February 15 at Harvard University and will hit 31 other colleges from now until May when the semi-finals and finals arrive in Aspen, Colorado.
Love Week: Swapping More Than PB&J
For my next "Love Week" installment, Danish Rhythm's Spencer Crawford wants to trade Gary Lundy his PB&J for something a bit tastier.... Click here to check out this very funny video
Law Would Require Drug Users To Inform Interested Neighbors
From the article: "Right now, countless Americans are living on the very same blocks as convicted illegal-drug users, without a federal mandate requiring full disclosure, how are unsuspecting residents supposed to find any decent weed?""
Saw this on the freeway today *PIC*
At first i was like "Oh shit, a bunch of crap is about to fall out" then i got close enough to realize that it was just a badass painting…
Declaration of Romantic Intent
A different kind of valentine from the Bureau of Communication. Think mad libs meets dirty.
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