Monday, February 4, 2008
How to poop at work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
The Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 liters of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 liters of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on
Bar Stool Economics
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, It would go something like this:
Under Armour Super Bowl ad or N Korea Military Demonstration
Under Armour's new Super Bowl commercial looks awfully familiar. See if you can tell the difference. Which images are selling sneakers and which ones are selling Stalinism?
Daddy's car in the woods
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could
Stop global warming. Build your own coffin.
With this workbook you can help put an end to global warming. How? By saving a whole bunch of trees. See how you can construct a piece of furniture that can be used now...and forevermore. This book contains everything you always wanted to know about building your own coffin but didn't know you could ask.
Stomach Flu Diet
Lose weight now! Just find someone with the stomach flu (day cares, nursing homes work best) and give them a big hug. Then watch the pounds just pour right out of you!
While the cats away
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up
Lucky Jack
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on
Don't take me if I don't want to go!
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was
Crazy Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the
Redneck Marketing
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for
Sexual intercourse
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, ' Grandma, what 's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?
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