Monday, February 11, 2008
Real Sh*t Said By Comedians
Sometimes comedians say some real and funny shit. Okay, I know they gotta be funny, but some of the material sticks with you. Don't act you don't know this already, some people recite and recall comedy just like they do the latest Lil' Wayne rhymes.
Report: Scientists Don't Know Sh*t
A new study at the Rochester Institute of Technology, to be published in next week's edition of the journal Science, found that scientists don't know shit about anything. "We were surprised to find out exactly how much shit they don't know," said researcher Dr. Roderick Crawford. "I mean, they really don't know their asses from their elbows".
Ferrari Crash
Deluded Ferrari owner attempts massive burnout. Finds too much traction. Finds wall. Oops.
Money Mike - Friday After Next
Money mike, played by Katt Williams, wants to get revenge on to theives who tried to rob his store. Very Funny!
Take a look at a great new invention...The Nut Bra (Video)
Some may consider this a bit tasteless or politically incorrect but I thought is was hilarious. This reminds me of that old Fat Boys song My Nuts:-)
The 2nd best poem about New Zealands 4th best pop/rock,folk
So the Conchords won a Grammy,thats so neat.The country of New Ziiland now bows at their feet.
I Am Declaring War On Cheese
Over the years, I have been eating you. Your coagulated nature; supression of poo; your disagreement with my stomach content, all of these things have disrupted my digestive process. (A clever parody of Anonymous vs. Scientology)
The Naked Poet: Here she comes
Walking on the wet grass,Hand in hand with Juliet,Tumbling along with the Spring breeze
What To Look For In A Woman
Living girls are not only overrated, but they're way overqualified for the job. A dead body works fine. Why waste resources? Having sex with a living girl is like buying a four foot diamond studded gravity bong to smoke tobacco....
What To Look For In A Woman
Living girls are not only overrated, but they're way overqualified for the job. A dead body works fine. Why waste resources? Having sex with a living girl is like buying a four foot diamond studded gravity bong to smoke tobacco....
"Anonymous" is just a little German secret service robot
Scientologists certainly have an interesting perspective on things. "It makes no sense, except that "Anonymous" is indeed just a little German secret service robot. I hope all the people working for Anonymous know that doing German secret service actions on American soil is a very serious offense that could even include the death penalty. "
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