Sunday, February 3, 2008
All The Super Bowl Commericals You Missed
For some, the Super Bowl commercials are more entertaining than the game itself. That's why we are here to provide you with a recap — and critique — of all the new 30-second spots from the big game.
Having Fun With AT&T!
Read this everyone, funny joke you can play while you are on the phone with AT&T. Wish I could do this.
The ballad of Jesus vs. the vaccinating unbelievers!
The great tale of when the vaccinating unbelievers took on Jesus. Sung to "Jesus loves the little children."
Sweet new Podcast
Hey these guys are doing a weekly podcast and some of their stuff is completley hilarious.
Human Soul Up For Sale on eBay, Only $5.55 Shipping!
"Upon highest bid you will have the power to construct a written contract for ownership of my soul. No physical objects will be included in this sale."
Psychic Website Prank
Trick your friends into thinking this website is psychic. When it asks what type of question it is, enter the ` key, what you want the answer key, then the ` key again. Finish off the phrase "A really good one!". Freak out your friends! NOTE: Doesn't seem to work with Safari.
Unix Section at Local Barnes and Noble
I came across this at the Barnes and Noble in Morgantown, WV today. I didn't realize so many Microsoft products ran on Unix.
Man drives into crime scene with gun, drugs in car
You think? --- During the arrest, the man told deputies, "I'm probably gonna wind up on one of those 'dumb crook' shows,"
God
The test will come on Judgment Day, when man, we are told, will meet his maker. Or will it be God meeting his?
I said TD not T Bill you douchebag!
I hate talking investments. I always feel inadequate. It's hard to defend a retirement plan which pretty much consists of shoving money under my mattress and playing the lottery.
Get the Most Out of Your Car
From SPIKE.com: Between Alice Cooper and Richard Simmons, who do you want to avoid? Alice Cooper of course.
Crack Found In Mans Crack (Drugs And Buttox)
It is mostly just the headline that got me laughing; but sometimes that's all you need. The rest of the story is pretty straight forward, the cops found 15 bags of crack cocaine in dudes butt crack and arrested him.
Top 7 Funniest Mobile Ringtone Moments
A list of the funniest, most awkard and hilarious mobile phone ringtone moments. You have to check this out!
OMGosh THIS is WHY Our Government is TOAST!
A senior Vermont congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!' (OMG)
James Bond †disappointed with only an MBE’
British secret agent James Bond is reported to be 'privately a little disappointed' that official recognition of his services to his country apparently amounts to only to an MBE.
James Bond †disappointed with only an MBE’
British secret agent James Bond is reported to be 'privately a little disappointed' that official recognition of his services to his country apparently amounts to only to an MBE.
Funny & New (?) office slang
Who's a seagull manager? A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves. What's a cobweb? A site that never changes.
Tennessee Home for the Visually Offensive
A HUGE collection of Farks from across the Southeastern Conference and beyond. College Football Farks galore!
Emotional Intelligence Laughing Out Loud, Episode 3
It's the weekend, so it's time to increase your emotional intelligence by laughing out loud.
Paper Jam at E4
A brief description of the experience of a frustrated office worker as he attempts to use the troublesome photocopier.
Funny messages for Im apps.
If you are ever in need of a status message for IM facebook etc check out this list of various messages.
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