Thursday, January 31, 2008
Colbert Report: Who Killed the Mormon Church President.
Stephen Colbert believes the 97 year old President of the Mormon Church didn't die of natural causes.
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
How can I repay you? ? ?
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his butt.
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame
Mexico Launches Space Program
In a bid to enter the ranks of the most advanced nations, the government of Mexico has announced that it has begun its own space program. Their goal is to have a burro in orbit by the end of 2011, followed by a man in 2012.
Mexico Launches Space Program
In a bid to enter the ranks of the most advanced nations, the government of Mexico has announced that it has begun its own space program. Their goal is to have a burro in orbit by the end of 2011, followed by a man in 2012.
Lifetime Savings . . .
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 75 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly
Funny
A collection of really funny Australian reasons for failing to vote in a compulsory government election!
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