Friday, January 18, 2008
First Look: New McBook Air
All the technical sites have been promoting Apple's latest entry, but they have been missing out on an even better piece of technology. We are proud to introduce the brand new McBook Air.
Backflip Stunt Goes Wrongl
She was doing so exceptionally well to until the part where her head hit the ground at full speed.
William Hung's Era Officially Over
A new twist on the rise to "stardom" of Reynaldo Lapuz in what conspiracist are theorizing as uncanny timing of the reported "death" by suicide of....... proceed to Pedestrian Observer to continue.....
Flowchart: Untangling Atheist Dogma
It has been said that atheism is as much a dogma as any religion; That atheism is itself a religion with a strict "belief system" that is accepted without question by its adherents.
This just in: Tits on a rampage...
As soldiers moved in to control the rampaging populations of free-roaming breasts, it was time to take stock and see how the "tits terror" got started...
10 Ways To Upset Your Wife Before The Weekend
If your up for a laugh this is a great read, although its not meant literally none the less still humourous
USDA: What to do if Attacked by Africanized honey bees
Hilarious and scary at the same time. The USDA's recommendation on what to do if attacked by africanized bees. Step one, RUN away quickly. Do not stop to help others.
600,000 Dead Iraqis Observe Silence for Remembrance Day
In a remarkable gesture of respect and solidarity, dead Iraqis joined with people across Britain to observe silence as a mark of respect on Remembrance Sunday...
New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks
Old article from The Onion, a satirical newspaper. Pretty funny.
Maddie Media Latest: She is Both Alive AND Dead
Detectives from Portugal and Scotland Yard have stated their belief that Madelaine McCann is both alive and dead...
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS 'OLD LADIES'
This accident happened in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. It is a phone call from a man who witnesses a car accident involving four elderly women. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM FM that they had to put it on their website. The guy's laugh is contagious. If you close your eyes and picture what he is wat
God's Self Belief 'Badly Damaged by Atheists'
Almighty God tearfully admitted to the world's press today that he has struggled in recent weeks with poor self belief, due to a growing number of atheists 'bad mouthing him' with insulting slogans such as 'In Nothing we Trust'...
Never Before Seen Mountain Dew Commerical
Never Before Seen Mountain Dew Commerical by Filmmaker Olan Rogers. Check out more great films or showcase your own work at BestFilmOnCampus.com. One part student filmmaker web showcase, one part launch pad to stardom, BFOC offers student filmmakers development deals, contests, airtime and more.
Obama Challenges Clinton To Breakdancing Duel
Political pundits note that Barack's challenge to Hillary is the first of its nature since the big Mondale-Reagan break-off of 1984. This is a very funny article. Check it out, and digg it!
Best Things to Receive After Midnight
Some stuff is just better when it comes in the middle of the night. And some things only come in the middle of the night. These are the best things received after midnight:
Children 'Touched by God': Christianty's Dark Secret
A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police has confirmed they are investigating several divine figures, including God, over sexual allegations involving minors...
Tracfone.com needs to look at their website a little more.
As you can see, someone forgot to do their job. Sadly, I got this message trying to activate a new phone. Good for business I'm sure.
Pot Browies Hospitalize Lame Texas School Workers
DALLAS - Two students have been charged with giving a high school's employees marijuana-spiked muffins in a senior prank that sent 18 people to the hospital and triggered an FBI and terrorism investigation. Terrorism LOL.....
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